Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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