I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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