He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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