We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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