Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have fence marks all over my body
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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