Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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