awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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