is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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