oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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