he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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