yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
