try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I love having hate sex.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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