new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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