waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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