Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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