He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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