i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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