Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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