Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
