The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish they made helmets for livers.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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