dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
