Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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