There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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