Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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