why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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