how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
