GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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