All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i out mim tonsoeep
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