Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Randomize
