I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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