I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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