...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
you never un-have a 4some
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