I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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