do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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