Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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