ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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