Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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