I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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