I feel like I'm in dance class right now
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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