I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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