i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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