she looked like the before picture.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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