So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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