Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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