those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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