We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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