listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
When are your genitals available?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize