She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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