Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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