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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

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Ew, and?!

(703): View more from Virginia

Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

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(703): She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal. (540): Ew, and?! (703): Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards. http://tfl.nu/xpq2

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She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.

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(812): She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used. http://tfl.nu/jpfz

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(917): View more from New York City

the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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(917): the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob http://tfl.nu/1gjp

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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.

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(555): Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style. http://tfl.nu/a25z

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.

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(603): I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning. http://tfl.nu/y7jt

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(443): View more from Maryland

her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"

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(443): her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does" http://tfl.nu/16y8

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(647): View more from Ontario

So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.

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(647): So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie. http://tfl.nu/dsah

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(602): View more from Arizona

I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.

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(602): I am NOT getting arrested in a wig. http://tfl.nu/5nul

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(912): View more from Georgia

I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.

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(912): I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars. http://tfl.nu/3pqt

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(360): View more from Washington

You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.

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(360): You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part. http://tfl.nu/6s9f

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(310): View more from California

So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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(310): So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked. http://tfl.nu/t6e6

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(320): she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride http://tfl.nu/iegm

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(626): View more from California

AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN

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we're fated to lesbian

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(626): AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN (1-626): we're fated to lesbian http://tfl.nu/bohp

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(979): View more from Texas

Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.

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That would explain all the random shit in my room...

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(979): Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty. (512): That would explain all the random shit in my room... http://tfl.nu/75zy

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(585): View more from New York

We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE

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AND NO VODKA

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(585): We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE (585): AND NO VODKA http://tfl.nu/16y5

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