Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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