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  (734): View more from Michigan

  I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything

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  (734): I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything http://tfl.nu/dkqa
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  (585): View more from New York

  He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.

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  (585): He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings. http://tfl.nu/entr
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  (253): View more from Washington

  DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?

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  (253): DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge? http://tfl.nu/bwm6
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think

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  (304): Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think http://tfl.nu/bm7u
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  She's the barista slut.

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  (240): She's the barista slut. http://tfl.nu/aqi5
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.

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  (913): did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box. http://tfl.nu/h01u
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.

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  (313): In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact. http://tfl.nu/ir67
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though

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  (614): Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though http://tfl.nu/2fqg
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  (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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  (219): How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code. http://tfl.nu/zcfb
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.

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  (574): i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand. http://tfl.nu/cuvt
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  (571): View more from Virginia

  Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.

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  (571): Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come. http://tfl.nu/4p74
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.

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  (+44): This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither. http://tfl.nu/vp0e
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  (860): View more from Connecticut

  One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?

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  (860): One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between? http://tfl.nu/negm
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  Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.

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  (353): Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore. http://tfl.nu/qr3m
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"

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  (802): Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night" http://tfl.nu/vpsv
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