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• (845): View more from New York

  Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.

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• (510): View more from California

  he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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• (904): View more from Florida

  We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you

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• (707): View more from California

  New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood

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