and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
When are your genitals available?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie