I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.