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• (818): View more from California

  we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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• (818): View more from California

  Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me

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• (386): View more from Florida

  being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?

  (315): View more from New York

  Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.

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• (310): View more from California

  I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!

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