Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist