Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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