He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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