theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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