You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
im holly from the hills drunk
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i now understand why vodka
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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