So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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