You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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