The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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